According to the old adage, "we are what we eat". Are we what we drink, too? I hope not, because being described as "clueless" by the Starbucks Oracle didn't do much for my self-image. But it was pretty fucking hilarious. Get you and your friend's coffee drinking personalities analyzed while you're looking to kill time at work!
BTW- according to the oracle, the moment we set foot in in S-bucks we're all tools....but don't we already feel that way anyway??