Wednesday, September 24, 2008

PETA: Putting thousands of new mothers to work!

PETA, you know those ever fun loving animal activists who always take a calm, measured approach to things? They're at it again (thank god, because I couldn't make this up). They have just sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, the owners of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, making the perfectly rational suggestion that they use human breast milk in their ice cream rather than cows milk. Of course, it makes perfect sense. I can just see the employment ad:

"Needed Immediately: thousands of pregnant women for production line. Must be nursing and able to be hooked up to milking machine for duration of shift. Top pay for top producers!"

What's next? The home breast milk ice cream machine? I can see it now, the mom yelling at her kid "Not now honey, you know this is for our guests dessert tonight". PETA....if they won't go away, I hope they keep this kind of entertainment up!

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